goon army

A collective name for a group of uncool/unpopular people. Generally the members of the shooting team.

Look at that goon army!

by C_2007123 May 12, 2007

goon platoon

When your brave enough to drink goon your classified as a souljah, and your mates also join, making a platoon, in this platoon u guys battle the taste of cheap goon WEEKLY, only the true souljahz will survive, goon on

what's doing tonigh?
nothing, lets get the goon platoon together and goon it up ay

by Leony symo October 9, 2008

goon

To pleasure yourself, or someone, into a state of becoming a goon, or goon like. Generally, lighthearted use.

I want to goon all day and night. Let's get into a gooning session.

by jackmanla January 9, 2008

goon

Alice the Goon, from Goon island, talks in squiggly lines and was originally a hireling of the Sea Hag.
Lanky, bald gal with thick fur round her groin and huge feet.

From the "Popeye" cartoon strips

sqiggle,squiggle,squiggle,etc,etc...

Sea Hag: "Kill Popeye!"

Alice:"Blubber,Blubber (Noooooo!)"

by Skeletal Munchkin February 12, 2005

goon squad

Balls, Nuts, Gonads.

The Olympic runner was sprinting so hard, his goon squad was bouncing all over hizzle!

by thickage June 9, 2004

goon

A person you sell schwag weed to that you otherwise would have nothing to do with because of their overall dirtball qualities.

I can't believe that stinky fucker Dean keeps buying this shit weed. What a goon!

by bang, bang Nick Lange July 23, 2006

goon

Word given to one of incredibly annoying curiosity and ignorance.

God Ryan, stop asking me so many questions, you're being such a goon.

by PXC2012 May 10, 2010