Goonkey

a portmanteau between a goon and a monkey

used to describe an extreme procrastinator/unproductive person

he has a whole castle worth of trash in his house. what a GOONKEY
he sits in his house and argues online everyday. he's the embodiment of the word GOONKEY

by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024

Gooner

Somebody who watches porn while self pleasuring. Also... Arsenal Fans.

Are you a gooner? Do you support that shitty football club from north london?

by Its chris not ava kris December 31, 2024

Gooner Game

A game that oversexualizes their characters and their fanbase generally consists of gooners.

"Hey have you seen the new game Zenless Zone Zero?"
"Nah man thats a gooner game i aint playing that gay shit"

by Ashton<3 January 5, 2025

Gooner

Carlos Aguayo.

“Gee that guys a total gooner” Person 1
“Yea that’s just Carlos, the world record gooner” Person 2

by ItsCookz January 9, 2025

goonercide

The act of getting caught gooning then committing suicide out of shame.

The man committed goonercide after getting caught on camera gooning

by Vermen January 16, 2025

gooner-fried

When someones excessive tendency to goon has irreparably damaged their way of thinking, a chronic case of "thinking with your cock" so to speak

"you are so gooner-fried it's pathetic honestly

by Evilasscrackkka January 24, 2025

Goonerism

The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.

Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism

by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 29, 2025