golden grain 

Alcoholic drink that joe namath drinks like water.

Side effects: Death

Reporter: So Joe, what do you think about the game?

Joe: Ahhh mah a football. (some other incoherent dumbass rambling)

Reporter: Wow, thanks Joe. Great insight

John Madden: Here's a guy who when he drinks golden grain he pukes up pieces of his own liver!

Pat Sommeral: Thanks, John.

golden grain by joes the man February 16, 2009

Golden Cocktail 

Golden Cocktail (also referred to as Gold Juice)

A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.

Jane said”you have to drink my Cocktail before I will let you fuck me”.

Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club.

Golden Cocktail by Ducky April 13, 2004

Golden Showerhead

When someone urinates into the back of a smaller sized fan, while their partner(s) gets showered from the front.

Daniel gave his girlfriend a Golden Showerhead.

Golden Showerhead by hater420 August 20, 2010

Golden Experience 

A stand that can grow a tree

"Using my stand, Golden Experience, I will grow a tree. But not just any tree, a healing herb tree."

Golden Experience by Vladimir the Chadimir April 6, 2020

golden diaper 

noun: something that looks good on the outside, but is complete shit on the inside.

Jennifer Lopez was the most shiniest golden diaper of the early part of the last decade.

golden diaper by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 4, 2010

Golden Rule 

If two men are invited to have sex with the same woman at the same time, it isn't gay if it is in a three way.

She said, 'I know most guys won't freak together,' but she forgot about the golden rule.

Golden Rule by voiceinthesky September 11, 2011

golden rain

The art of maturation in a sexual context. Usually practiced by germans.

Drink my golden rain you dirty bitch

golden rain by Fritz PeePants February 29, 2004