floozy

General carrier of glandular fever.

suck my face floozy

by bof neuro May 27, 2016

floppy meatus

When you're too drunk to get a boner so you've got to pork your girl with a frozen sausage instead.

I had one too many vodka cokes last night so I had to resort to a floppy meatus, mans gotta do what mans gotta do.

by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016

floofy gote

The cutest thing to ever exist

"Asriel is a floofy gote"

by Techno_Gote November 13, 2016

Floop

Extreme failure or another word to use instead of a curse word

"Bro did you floop the test I think I did?"

OR
"What the Floop oww gosh dang it!!"

by Jrod1905 April 2, 2017

floopity

A group event in which a large number of men (minimum of 3) take turns slapping the floopee in the face with flaccid penises. This is often a warm-up exercise prior to a gangbang

She wasn't sure if she was ready for an orgy so she participated in a floopity to see how she felt about doing more.

by KrombopulosM93 June 11, 2017

Floop

The sound a foot makes when it awkwardly tries to trip someone and misses.

"Rezz tried to trip Patrick, but all her foot did was floop"

by Rukes June 23, 2017

floppy fish

someone who flops around like a fish during a hookup and it's annoying as fuck so you forgot how to kiss and you get super turned off and your vagina becomes so dry you have to leave and drink hella water

Jacob was such a floppy fish last night, what do i do?

by karstoned July 31, 2017