Florida High-five

A high five given to an unsuspecting person after applying baby powder to ones genitals. It is so-named because hotter, more humid areas necessitate such application to prevent chafing, and also because Florida is America's Wang. This is a relatively easy prank to pull, as a hanging hand is so irresistibly inviting and most people accept the invitation of a high-five without a second thought.

(Person X applies baby powder to scrotum with right hand while Person Y is in the bathroom. Person Y exits bathroom.)

Person X: Dude, we're in Florida! (holds up right hand).

Person Y: Hell yeah we are! (grants high-five).

(A faint cloud of white powder encircles the hands, and Person Y realizes he has been given a Florida High-five.)

by Frank the Fourth July 10, 2010

florida foursome

When you get a women eat her pussy while someone is fucking you in the ass and some one is fucking them in the ass while someone else is fucking them in the ass while the women is sucking your dick. And when they cum they countinue until they are dried out.

bro i heard that you brian,gaberal, and jesica had a florida foursome. Is that true

Yeah we did it all day and night. It was amazing we didnt stop until 4:30 in the morning

Your lucky man next time can i join

If your up for it

Nice

by adam young June 22, 2014

Florida

A state that hangs off the United States resembling a dick. Rotate the map of the U.S.A. 90° CCW and with the keys it even resembles a drippy dick. Florida is only an acronym for "fucked land of republican idiots, derelicts & assholes". Also can be spelled Floriduh. "fucked land of republican idiots, derelicts & useless humans".

Florida (Floriduh) fucked up another election.

by godforsakenplace November 9, 2018

Sanford Florida

A dumb ass city where is full of Hoodrats Hoes Snakes and people who is soft asf they are THE MOST RATCHET PEOPLE EVER the schools are ghetto asf some of these bitchea be smelly and fishy and belong in the ocean

Sanford florida is the most ratchet city

by yafav.kiddosdrey September 14, 2019

Central Florida Gangs

Any (or probably all) gangs in the central florida which are either:

a) Spinoffs of famous sets
b) Real, but not dangerous at all
c) Just more fake then a muthafucka

Gangs that fall under Category A would be Rollin 60s Crips in Bartow, which are fake and arent to be taken seriously in Bartow Florida. Another might be the Bartow Brims in Bartow Florida which also has its origins in Los Angeles California. Category A isnt to be taken seriously. They just front like the real thing.

Gangs that fall under Category B would be Surenos, Nortenos, and MS-13 in Tampa Florida and Hillsborough County. They arent to be taken lightly, but generally pose no threat to anybody unless provoked.

Category C Gangs are any cliques in polk county and hillsborough that claim to be engaged in criminal acts, but havent done anything more then steal cookies out the cookie jar.

A and C categories are more fake than a bitch.

Jamal: Damn homey I rep da Bartow Brims on the Eastside.
Retard: Central florida gangs are da rillist and illest my nugguh.
Intelligent person: Dumbasses.

by Brotha Dyk Hung November 25, 2006

Melbourne Beach, Florida

A quaint little hell hole full of stuck up people and ghetto people with the commonly found old person

Person 1: Oh you live in Melbourne Beach, Florida?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You must be a bitch

by Unknown Person 11 December 11, 2010

florida homerun

Having sex with your ugly female cousin from behind, with both of you standing, and her bent over.

I was so hard up this weekend I ended up going out with my cousin and finished off the night with a Florida homerun

by Shep446 November 18, 2020