fake cousin

someone who you would consider like a cousin to you, but they aren’t related to you. this “fake cousin” is often friends with your cousins as well.

friend: who is that in your family picture?
you: oh, that is ______, my fake cousin!

by 0liviaS November 19, 2018

faized

When you are so sure of your answer, but then you get proven so wrong, that you are speechless!

In the meeting, he was arguing so much about how right he was about this approach, that after an explanation provided about why he was wrong, he was speechless. He just got Faized!

by lil' bulbasaur June 25, 2019

laissez faire pimping

n. Describes a person that is able to get many girls without actively pursuing. The pimp is able to let the ladies come to him by being desirable at their first meeting.

Mat, practicing laissez faire pimping, scored many girls with little effort.

by John V January 21, 2006

legit fake

really 100% guaranteed fake

A: I bought this diamond ring from the store for $9999.99 only
B: sorry, but this is legit fake

by legit dictionary January 12, 2016

fake punt

A sexual act in which the male is doing a female doggy style, pulls out, and spits on her back. The woman then thinks the guy shot a load on her back, but when she turns around, he blows it right in her face.

by Rob April 15, 2003

fake

a person that ISNT REAL
they fake who they are and not all the time but sometimes stab you in the fikken back. its what alot of people cant stand. THEY ARE USUALLY LIARS everyone deals through them during their life

person 1: i cant stand fakes
faker: i know they are so contarded (plasticly)

mom: how was everything?
faker: i told you to shut up! (MEAN)

by iiZZY BiiZZY BELLY April 7, 2007

fake news card

What you accuse someone of playing when they cite adverse news about your favorite politician.

Tom: Trump was found to have taken Russian money for his campaign
Bill: More fake news from the liberals and hypocrites.

Tom: You're playing the fake news card again Bill.

by Holly Goodhead January 15, 2017