Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.

Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.

by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009

fixin to break dog

meenin getting ready to leave

hey man I am "fixin to break dog!"

by crusty Pekker February 4, 2010

Fixin'

Shooting up smack

Stop fucking fixin' in my house, you son of a bitch!

by legend 101 August 4, 2008

Principal Fixing Pants

An old bald man who constantly fixes his pants in public without a second thought

Principal Fixing Pants fixed his pants

by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

fixy

Two fit girls,(double wammy) when people see them in the street they think wow! they are the type of girls your mother would approve of!

two fit girls are walking down the street when two boys see them called matt and dave
matt: wow look its a fixy!
dave: yeh, their wel fit!

by tenailes February 15, 2006

Fixins

Slang for weed when the blunt is cracked and you're lookin for the weed to fill it with. A reference to the southern term for toppings on food.

after cracking a Dutch and removing all unnecessary excess paper:

"Yo where the fixins?"

"Yo, I need some fixins for this."

"Yo, can i get some fixins or what?

by Yigstein's Money March 4, 2011

fixin

The act of injecting drugs.

The place was a freakin' shooting gallery. I walk in and the first thing I see is four or five people fixin' right there in the front room!!

by Ken November 29, 2002