Elmo

Ok so if yous are fucking this chick and you want oral but her mouth is to small for my huge penis (or yours) you cut her mouth wider with a pen knife tie her to the wall then stitch it shut around your oenis and when she dies rip the stitches apart and poo alover her, crucify her to the wall and leave.

Man I elmo'ed that girl last night!

by Lover1978 April 26, 2009

st. elmo's fire

an electro-luminescent corona discharge between nipples during sex..

with bosom's in each ear when things heat-up st. elmo's fire starts. Its shorts out your brain for about 10 seconds!!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Elmo

Pubic Hair; A large amount of pubic hair.

a. That's a mighty fine elmo you got there.
b. I want to color\colour my elmo green.

by CsH August 27, 2005

Elmo-phile

An adult puppeteer who has an exclusive sexual interest towards adolescent boys who are fans of Tickle-Me-Elmo.

Kevin Clash is an Elmo-phile.

by billthecat November 27, 2012

tickle me elmo

the act of cumming in a man and/or womens eye ,then resting your ballsack in his/her eye while they try to blink, giving your ballsack a tickle

i gave that girl such a good "tickle me elmo" that she was blind for 2 weeks.

by thomas bobamas October 26, 2008

elmin

Meglomaniac hell bent on the eradication of pedophiles. Also creator and head of the "Pheonix Society" an orginization with similar intrests. FBI crypologysts are still attempting to break thier code to decypher when and where they will strike down thier next victim... As of Monday, July 6th 2006 the pedophile death toll by thier hands is at 216, along with 59 convicted rapesist and 6 suspected ones.

Authorities urge people not to attempt to capture him on thier own. Vigilanteism is exactly what he does, and perpetuating such activites will be no help.

Channel 7 News at 9 "In an astonishing display of vigilanteism, 2 convicted child molesters were found dead in an abandoned warehouse in the red light district today. Authorities have not released thier names yet, but have releaced that both individuals were recently releaced from prison, and thier presence was unwelcome in this neighborhood. Police also informed us that the 2 victims were unknown to each other, and there was a note that indicated this may have been the latest strike from the Phoenix Society orginization, headed by an individual known only to authorites as Elmin.

by 32339 126580 6245 97 18796 54900 1640 28960 19855 360302 3943 54629 1900 September 6, 2008

fuzzy Elmo

This is the term used when a person eats out a girl with a hair vagina on her period

guy # 1 broham hoe did your date go?

guy # 2 Broman it was going well till i started to eat that bitch out and then....

guy # 1 what broham?

guy # 2 that bitch was on her rag

guy # 1 not chill broham no bueno at all

guy # YOU ARE TELLING ME BROSON FUCK ITS LIKE A FUZZY ELMO

by badassmofucker April 15, 2009