A "nice" girl who would do anything for anyone she would fight anyone for her friends cause that's how she is,shes also a badass and you wouldn't want to mess with her because :)
Person1: OMG did you just see that girl hit that boy in the head with a bat:0
Person2: There go my friend Earsey thats how she is
Person2: There go my friend Earsey thats how she is
by Mayaisabadass:) September 11, 2021
Get the Earsey mug.Most men, particularly husbands, are earsighted - the condition of being borderline deaf when 3 feet from their spouse. Problem amplified when their wife is assigning chores or talking about her day. Fortunately, those afflicted with being earsighted are usually quite adept at hearing far away, like when their friend has pulled into the driveway to take them away.
The doctor put down his ear scope after examining Jeff and asked him if his wife started a new job. Upon Jeff confirming, the ear doctor explained that Jeff was suffering from a case of being earsighted.
by Grant Rampus January 28, 2022
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by cockslaps64 April 17, 2022
Get the earsey mug.When you have issues with hearing and your ears, they are Earshoes, suggesting you are wearing shoes on your ears but really just have hearing issues and can't/haven't heard or have auditory processing difficulty. Example, Paul yells upstairs to Pete, 'Shit man, strewth it's straya'. Pete says (he heard), :the shit fan and spewed out every layer'. Paul knows Pete didn't hear right and tells Pete, 'you are wearing your ear shoes' and to 'take them off and to try again.'
Jo say to Bec"I didn't hear what you said',....my earshoes misheard and what was it that you said again?"
Oh those earshoes jo they are not your friend, always becoming a problem.
Oh those earshoes jo they are not your friend, always becoming a problem.
by Heartyroses July 21, 2023
Get the earshoes mug.When you pretend that a small incisional wound caused by a glass shard from an exploding TelePrompTer was actually caused by a tumbling .223 round – to garner support for your brand of idiot/rapist Fascism.
"After my Secret Service detail somehow allowed a shooter to be identified and left alone for long enough to prep for an un-scoped/iron-sights-only barrage, the earsassination inexplicably kept me on stage long enough to allow for a TRADING-CARD-ready photo-op with literally no blood-stains on my impossibly white shirt."
by Skinny_Phat July 15, 2024
Get the earsassination mug.1. When a person gets shot by a bullet in the ear. Most likely it was meant to be a head shot, but it was an inaccurate shooter.
2. In Call of Duty: when you barely get a hit marker from multiple bullets which only makes their screen go a little bit red, and then they kill you.
3. Donald Trump's new nickname.
2. In Call of Duty: when you barely get a hit marker from multiple bullets which only makes their screen go a little bit red, and then they kill you.
3. Donald Trump's new nickname.
1. "They tried an assassination attempt but it was just an earshot instead."
2. "That guy must be lagging. He got off a bunch of shots and only got an Earshot out of it."
3. "Ol' Earshot is probably going to win the election now because they missed and gave him so much clout and a new gangster nickname.
2. "That guy must be lagging. He got off a bunch of shots and only got an Earshot out of it."
3. "Ol' Earshot is probably going to win the election now because they missed and gave him so much clout and a new gangster nickname.
by Stars Eye View July 15, 2024
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