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watery ending

Adj.
A bowel movement beginning as a solid production, but turns violently into liquid just before finishing.
Man, after a hard night of drinking at that bachelor party in Vegas, I got stuck with a watery ending! I needed two courtesy flushes!
by L'Reig November 11, 2004
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this is your life and it is ending one minute at a time

Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.
This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.
by Fearman May 28, 2008
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Thomas The Tank Engine

Definition 1:
A mech out to help all beings he has taken down Thanos in a 1V1 match

Definition 2:
To scream “CHUGGA, CHUGGA, CHOO CHOO” as you drool into your girlfriends boobs and shake your head like a dog
“He is such a Thomas The Tank Engine ”

“Did you hear he did the Thomas The Tank Engine last night
by SpedFromAnotherShed October 16, 2019
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Happy ending massage

A massage that ends in sexual contact and orgasm.
Yesterday I went to got a message and it ended up being a happy ending massage that we both enjoyed sex blowjob handjob
by IDRGAFSYCSMD September 7, 2016
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Domestic Engineer

An individual who encompasses all of the titles and fulfills all of the duties of the home. I.e. child rearing, house cleaning, chef/culinary, finances/bills, etc.
Domestic engineers of the 21st century are becoming more recognized for their abilities.
by DNA25 September 26, 2018
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mexican engineering

1. a comepletely ghetto way of rennovating a house
2. strapping multiple matresses to the top of a car (usually an Astro minivan)
They must have hired a mexican engineer to fix that roof.
I have never seen that kind of mexican engineering!
by weazulitis October 20, 2006
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ening

Suffix attached to any word to create a spooftacular, overwrought, and often horror-based, movie-esque title. May be reduced to "-ning" to accommodate words ending in vowels. Not to be confused with the gerund creating suffix "-ing".
Prominent examples of usage include parody horror movie "The Bloodening" (from "The Simpsons" episode "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken") and 2010 Indie Games award-winning game "The Revengening".
by wizzy0807 January 20, 2011
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