Suffix attached to any word to create a spooftacular, overwrought, and often horror-based, movie-esque title. May be reduced to "-ning" to accommodate words ending in vowels. Not to be confused with the gerund creating suffix "-ing".
Prominent examples of usage include parody horror movie "The Bloodening" (from "The Simpsons" episode "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken") and 2010 Indie Games award-winning game "The Revengening".
by wizzy0807 January 20, 2011
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Get the happy ending hands mug.One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.
Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)
by DROOOSE!!! January 22, 2012
Get the the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma mug.The act or process of continuously wiping your ass with no discernible progress whatsoever. Usually leads to anal chafing.
"Good Lord! This never-ending wipe combined with the John Wayne toilet paper is really chapping my ass!"
by b1g December 29, 2007
Get the never-ending wipe mug.When you have just smashed one out, and your wife or girlfriend or any regular whore asks you to make sweet sweet fuck to her, and you do it, but when you come the amoung of sperm that is produced couldn't even bukkake a sea monkey. Very embarrassing.
(walks into bathroom and sees wife's victorias secret catalogue in magazine rack conveniently placed next to toilet for literate shits.)
"oh victoria silstedt you don't know what you are doing to me..."
(blows a huge load of spunk into the toilet, wipes his bell end with a piece of bog roll, and then proceeds to wash his hands and wait around for a minute until his boner subsides and it is safe to go back out to dinner with his friends in the dining room. when he goes out all of his friends have gone and his wife is stood there naked, she says "fuck me barry" he jumps right on her ass, and starts riding her like a donkey on blackpool beach, that is, very slowly and being led by a dirty gypsy holding a rope. she screams "i want you to come all over my tits!" he thinks "fucking victoria silvstedt, so damn sexy arrrggghhh." eventually he is forced to come through what is essentially mollesturbation from his wife, and produces a puddle of weak ass sperm no larger than a one penny piece, the new ones at that. everybody feels very bad , and they go and drink a cup of tea.)
ENDING IN PRODUCTION
"oh victoria silstedt you don't know what you are doing to me..."
(blows a huge load of spunk into the toilet, wipes his bell end with a piece of bog roll, and then proceeds to wash his hands and wait around for a minute until his boner subsides and it is safe to go back out to dinner with his friends in the dining room. when he goes out all of his friends have gone and his wife is stood there naked, she says "fuck me barry" he jumps right on her ass, and starts riding her like a donkey on blackpool beach, that is, very slowly and being led by a dirty gypsy holding a rope. she screams "i want you to come all over my tits!" he thinks "fucking victoria silvstedt, so damn sexy arrrggghhh." eventually he is forced to come through what is essentially mollesturbation from his wife, and produces a puddle of weak ass sperm no larger than a one penny piece, the new ones at that. everybody feels very bad , and they go and drink a cup of tea.)
ENDING IN PRODUCTION
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A sunset ending usually means the couple involved leaves the show, as soaps tend to create pointless conflicts for anyone happy in a relationship for longer than five minutes. The only way to stay happy is to leave for good - preferably in a dramatic, romantic, hopelessly happy, sunset ending.
A sunset ending usually means the couple involved leaves the show, as soaps tend to create pointless conflicts for anyone happy in a relationship for longer than five minutes. The only way to stay happy is to leave for good - preferably in a dramatic, romantic, hopelessly happy, sunset ending.
"All I want is for John Paul and Craig to get their Sunset Ending, leave Hollyoaks, and spend the rest of their lives together."
by McDeaner October 26, 2008
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