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This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay

When you're watching a Disney movie and that dumbass thing plays that makes the entire group scrabble around for the remote before the message ends because it'll play 8 fucking 5 minute long advertisements if you don't
"This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. Fastplay will begin in a moment..."

"FUCK JIMMY GET THE REMOTE"
"WHERE"
"FUUUUUUUU-"
by honeycloudss January 4, 2021
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A psychological issue where going to Disney or memories of Disney are constantly on the brain. The person can often be found smiling for no reason, looking at All Access Disney and searching the Disney site on their computer for dining reservations, resorts, entertainment, fastpasses, dining plan, etc.

Symptoms of O.D.D.: 1. Constantly planning and booking new Disney trips. Most commonly planning your next trip as you are flying/driving home from Disney. 2. Daydream of family fun and laughter on rides, watching parades and the shows you love to watch over and over. 3. Extreme cravings for Dole Whips, Funnel Cakes, Mickey's pretzels and ice cream.
I have a severe case of Obsessive Disney Disorder or O.D.D.
by All Access Disney April 12, 2016
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watch disney

Colloquial slang for copulating. Because no one really likes Disney that much, but the movies are just the right length.
Adam: "Hey do you wanna go watch disney?"
Chi Chi: "Yeah, Mulan's my fave, do you have a rubber?"
Adam: "Watching Disney blows my mind."
by Adam Proctor January 6, 2009
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radio disney

A wussed up top 40 station that doesn't play any rock except for the Jonas Brothers and makes kids believe that the Soulja Boy dance is kewl. You may also hear wussed up rock like Hawthorne Heights and Good Charlotte and any new sounding 12 year old sensation, like Hannah Montana or the Clique Girlz. Generally liked by the 8-15 year old age group, but most people that are straight over 14 hates this station.
OMG, check out the new single by the Jonas Brothers, only on Radio Disney.
by Lil Duff 2008 August 22, 2008
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Walt Disney Day

Walt Disney Day is celebrated on the first monday of December in remembrance of the legendary Walt. It is typically celebrated by watching a Disney movie marathon and creating a cake, possible depicting one of his legendary characters. However it is considered rude to make eat a Mickey Mouse cake as it is Walt's most famous and beloved creation. The holiday is currently in the state of petition for Federal Holiday status.
"Hey, are you going to school on Monday?"
"On Walt Disney Day?! No! I have to make a cake that looks like Sebastian and watch animated classics from sunrise to sunset."
by ChaseJedidiah October 20, 2009
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Explicit things found in Disney movies

Aladdin: before "A Whole New World" Aladdin asks Jasmine if she wants to go on a carpet ride, Rajah the tiger attacks him and he whispers "Good teens take off their clothes"

The Little Mermaid: (1) When TLM was first put out on video in 1990, a penis can be seen on a pillar-type pole on the castle.
(2) During Eric and Vanessa's wedding sequence, the minister appears like he has an erection.

The Rescuers: For a few frames, a photograph of a topless woman can be seen in a window.

The Lion King: After "Hakuna Matata", once Simba lies down at night, the dust cloud going by spells out 'sex'

Who Framed Roger Rabbit: (1) For a few frames, Jessica Rabbit can be seen with her dress blown up with no underwear
(2) Donald Duck calls Daffy Duck a racial slur (I don't want to say it on the site, even though it's on here a lot)
information from: www.snopes.com (the disney section)
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004
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Walt Disney

he was epic.

i just cant wait till they unfreeze him and then he can go into disney and see what a shit scam they are pulling on these pathetic t.v. shows and just fire the shit actors/actresses and the shit singers and all the crap.
Walt Disney: " jonas,cyrus,hudgens, your fired."

"get the hell out "
by don't use you real name January 2, 2010
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