Canadian Cumberbund

When only a strip of denim is visible around the waist, not matching with the other clothes.

Was she wearing jean shorts and a skirt?

Nah, that's just a Canadian cumberbund.

by Elocstu11 May 29, 2017

Nut crumbles

Oreo like substance found under nut sack..

While scatching my nut sack i notice some nut crumbles.

by Tete8 July 2, 2017

asian crumble

When the receiving party in bukkake does not wash off the ejaculate and instead allows it to dry - this culminates in an Asian crumble.

He invited his friend round to his flat where they discussed the rejuvenative benefits of an Asian crumble.

by Chicken skewer March 6, 2018

welsh crumble

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".

Used in context -

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

by Jayballs69 May 25, 2018

Benedict Cumberbatch

Large compound noun with the following meanings :
Benedict : Bened/dict : Bend your dick
Cumberbatch : Cum/er/batch : Cum in her batch
Benedict Cumberbatch then means Bend your dick, cum in her batch.

To make your girlfriend (even if you don't have one because you're probably lonely searching here) pregnant, Benedict Cumberbatch.

by Tyouking January 19, 2019

Bum crumble

Bum crumble

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.

by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019

Tri-cumbering

When you tie three cucumbers together in a triangle shape and stuff them into your vagina and you begin to masterbate with them.

My boyfriends penis is too small, so I tried tri-cumbering and had the best orgasm

by Lesbiancentral July 19, 2019