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craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting
by Sexydimma January 21, 2012
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Jenny Craig

Jenny Craig was an American weight loss, weight management, and nutrition company. The company had more than 700 weight management centers in Australia, the United States, Canada, and New Zealand. The program combined individual weight management counseling with a menu of frozen meals and other foods which were distributed through its centers or shipped directly to clients. On May 4, 2023, the company announced that it was going out of business after 40 years.
Throughout the 1990s, the company's share price declined as it ran into a series of financial troubles involving weight loss drugs, employee training, and costly leases before eventually being delisted from the New York Stock Exchange in August 2001. Jenny Craig stock then traded over the counter
by Wendysfg May 25, 2023
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Craig

A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.
Person 1: Should I get all my ex's phone numbers and then send them a Craig?

Craig is used in this example.
by craig48thecraggiestcraig September 17, 2023
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Jim Craig Appreciation Day

Jim Craig appreciation day is on February 22nd. Jim Craig is and should be appreciated everyday, but as a society in order to truly appreciate this wonderful man we must have a national day of rest to celebrate him and his other teammates.
Hey are you going to the parade on Jim Craig Appreciation Day?
by Jim Shoes November 3, 2019
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Craig

A superior life form, could also be likened to a Chad. Most likely a male between the ages of 16-23, Craig’s are the greatest among their peers, and are admired by all. They most likely possess powers which cannot be fathomed by anyone who isn’t a fellow Craig.
You just accidentally ripped the fabric of space time?? Bro you’re such a Craig!
by VERMILLIONN April 17, 2021
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Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.

The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."
Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades What?
by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023
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Craiging

Craiging can be what ever you want it to be. From shananigans and Tom foolery, to bobbing for apples, craiging has infinite meanings.
The boys and I went craiging in a cornfield.

Let’s go commit arson while craiging.

I love craiging this Detroit Style pizza, because it’s really really good!
by Rizzy Detroit man January 6, 2024
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