craf'tard

A loser that has no life and plays warcraft and other lame-ass computer games.

Townsend is playing warcraft right now

What did you expect from a Craf'tard

by Wyvernz October 17, 2006

craptardation

a common retardation, resulting from over-consuption of crappy entertainment products (e.g. Shakira songs or reality shows). people suffering from craptardation cannot differentiate between a bear and an ice-cream as well as between the super-gravity theory and the string theory.
generally these people have a crappy lifestyle and don't have sex regularly.

- ooh, i'm having so much fun listening to shakira, she is the best EVER!
- look over there! that's a bear! agh! it is coming right towards us! ruuuun!
- what bear, that's just a giant ice-cream. aaagh...
- die, u craptarded biatsh. u had a big craptardation quotient anyways.

by crapooligan April 20, 2007

crafter

One who plays World of Warcraft. So far the nerdiest, most time-consuming, and life-stealing video game ever made.

Jack: "Did you know Fred plays World of Warcraft?!?"

John: "What a f***ing crafter!"

by Jedd41 January 27, 2009

crafty diplomat

a very complex sexual maneuver involving multiple steps: first the female arrouses the male, causing him to ejaculate. the male must then attempt to catch his goo in his belly button, from which the female takes it as a body shot. the female then spits it into the males hair, thus completing the execution of the crafty diplomat.

Xavior: AAAAAhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhh. I used a load of shampoo and washed it like ten times but my hair is still sticky.
Malik: Dude what did you do?
Xavior: Oh me and my girlfriend were just trying out the crafty diplomat last night after we read about it on urbandictionary.com and i can't get all of it out of my hair now.
Malik: uhh. cant help you there man, i never seem to have that problem.
Xavior: thanks anyways.
Malik: no problem.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

craptackular

somthing that is really really really crapy

that website is craptackular

by michael sterns October 25, 2002

craptacular

A circus of shit that passes for a spectacle worthy of recognition.

We were forced to spend 30 minutes listening to the boss's craptacular presentation.

by Villainess October 15, 2004

craptacular

Crappy to the furthest extent. Also really, really crappy. See also=>

craptastic

My frends thought the computer game Mega Monkeys 4 was CRAPTACULAR.

by That Bum May 27, 2005