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Karaoke condom

A sanitation cover used in microphones on Karaoke machines for hygienic purpose
"Dude let me hit the bathroom first.. While that, won't you put the Karaoke condom on the microphones?"
by GolferA October 8, 2015
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You're a condom

Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.
Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.
by Mourn-Blade-420 July 2, 2023
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the condom tip

An after school family special about the real life behind the scene of working in HollyWOOD with Bob Saget Aaron Hernandez
The condom tip got serious when bill cosby put the comdom in jello
by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021
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Hood Condom

When you don’t have Condon so you wrap yo shit in plastic wrap.
Aww shit I don’t have no Condoms on me I might have to make a hood Condom
by 562_Grito April 26, 2021
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Florida Condom

A condom used by a person with an STD.
Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?
by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020
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Wad of condoms

A large amount of condoms.

A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018
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Jewish condom

It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.
I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.
by The_Pyrrhonist December 28, 2021
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