Delusional Coffee Disorder

-an erroneous belief that their coffee is superior is held in the face of evidence to the contrary.
-delusional conviction of one's own importance, power, or knowledge or that one is, or has a special relationship with, a deity, coffee making skills or a famous person.
-A delusion in which ones belief is possessed of great importance, power, wealth, intellect, or ability to make coffee.

Steve suffers from Delusional Coffee Disorder.

Steve's coffee is terrible, he must suffer from Delusional Coffee Disorder.

by Dr. Jadhav February 3, 2012

Navy Coffee

Coffee that is made with an abundance of sometimes stale, no-name coffee grounds, brewed and left on the warmer for at least five hours. Copious amount of sugar and creamer is added to make up for the bitter taste, while pro's that are used to the taste will drink it black with no additives. Having a cup every five hours will keep some one awake, jittery and alert while requiring less sleep. Used by Sea-farer, military, commercial mariners, or any one that needs to keep up with shift work.

"That Navy Coffee was awful but it is the only thing keeping me awake during this night shift"

by watcher of watts April 15, 2014

drop the coffee

to have an orgasm, based on a scene in "man of the year"

oh shit, last night melissa gave me head and i dropped the coffee all over that bitch's face.

oh my god, i saw my friends new mclaren SLR and nearly dropped the coffee.

dude, that shit is lame, dont drop the coffee.

by i got two dicks son November 5, 2006

Frothy Like A Coffee

A socially acceptable term for when a girl's Vagina is moist.

1. "Stop Kissing Me Josh!"
2. "Why? You Frothy Like A Coffee?"

1. "Josh Is Soo Hot"
2. "I'm Getting Frothy Like A Coffee Just Looking At Him!"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

The old coffee maker

The old coffee maker is when a woman jacks a man off until he is frothing from his mouth then he places the froth into her pussy or anal cavity then eats it out

Dammm Curtis did the old coffee maker with gramme last night

by Trask u boy January 16, 2017

Saturday night coffee

Putting an adult beverage in a disposable coffee cup in order to conceal the beverage you wish to consume.

It's a 30 minute train ride to get there, I made us a couple Saturday night coffees to go.

by Lane Linden April 28, 2020

Dr. Coffee

A Step above Mr. Coffee but below Coffee King. Generally; brews made by Dr. Coffee are of great quality or above average, (WAY BETTER THAN A Mr. Coffee)

Brian: Lets make some coffee, Jacob wheres your mr. coffee machine?
M3x1C4N: you fucking retard im leet who uses Dr. Coffee.

by M3X1C4N August 23, 2008