cereal cocaine

The dust at the bottom of the cereal box.

The last bowl always has cereal cocaine.

by Rockseex3 February 9, 2017

Moral Cocaine

An industry or institution whose products or services become an obsession to a large group of people. These tend to be worthless or low quality stuff ( with gloss and shine ) delivered at exuberant cost generally cause of misinformation and illogical obsession of people, divisive politics, association with "success" or "victory" or exploitation of similar loopholes of the monkey brain, and/or thriving corruption in governments. These industries/institutions are low risk financial gold mines owing to the fact that they're akin to addictive drugs but are completely legal or sometimes even promoted by governments.

Education Sector of India is a moral cocaine. No expertise? No one cares. People just want a degree, not real education, its for the nerds. Worried of returns? Education is the official national drug of India, you can't get into this industry and not get rich. And whatever you do is 100% legal. Literally. The govt simply doesn't care. And it ain't going anywhere for the next century considering every country has to keep increasing its literacy rate. Government backed addiction cause education is harder to get and hence doesn't get people addicted and doesn't raise literacy rates: easy degree with 0 value. Just let them sit in your room for 4 years and hand them a piece of paper which says they're educated. Every "school" or "college" does the same thing so if the government has to crack down on you, it'll have to crack down on the entire industry which will be a nation wide catastrophe and nullify the value of indian degrees worldwide so the government will never even bother.

iPhone is a much nastier moral cocaine. Just keep buying one every year and if someone says its a worthless piece of over-priced crap, he's a nerd and you shouldn't be talking to him ( although he might be knowing better than you ) in fact, you shouldn't be talking to anyone outside the iPhone cult

by des mei riyal neym March 2, 2019

German Cocaine

Sugar

"I've just been diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, guess I'm gonna need to lay off the German Cocaine"

"Too much German Cocaine will rot your teeth"

by Bengali_Pillfish June 19, 2020

Trucker cocaine

A newly adopted slang term for nicotine pouches as they are Farley potent next to vape or cigarettes and is just pouches that are a very suspicious white color and wake your ass up much like cocaine

Dude 1: yo are you going to be able to stay up for the rest of the drive with just a redbull you've been driving for 10 hours straight and we still got 5 more to go
Dude 2: hell yeah bro I've using that trucker cocaine for the last hour
Dude 1: say no more your set

by Dan the car guy April 13, 2022

Yellow Cocaine

When you aggressively smell a flower and get yellow pollen all over your nose

Person 1: Bro looks like you got some yellow Cocaine up there.
Person 2: Oh yeah that dandelion smelled so good I basically shoved the entire thing inside my nostrils.

by ManIDontEvenKnowAnymore April 15, 2022

Crack Cocaine Super Meth

when some is acting so stupid/high that you ask the question "are you on crack cocaine super meth"

Random dude "BRO HES 1 SHOT"
Bob " BRO WHAT ARE YOU ON CRACK COCAINE SUPER METH HE WASNT 1 SHOT"

by idk poob? May 8, 2022

Cowboy Cocaine

Cheap cocaine cut with caffeine powder that got its name from its use by cowboys to stay awake during long hours on the cattle drive. A dangerous combination, since caffeine powder alone risks overdose and can cause heart arrhythmia

His eyes feeling heavy and no time to stop for rest, Billy snorted a pinky nail full of cowboy cocaine and suddenly he felt a burst of adrenaline, his heart racing as though he drank ten espressos.

by Mortisha Addams July 16, 2024