Club Adultery

Club Adultery is the worst form of adultery on the plant, this version does not involve cheating on a girlfriend, wife, or fiancé. It mean you have cheated on your one true love, your Favourite football club. This should be punishable by death but unfortunately the UK legal Authorities do not recognise what is regarded as an ‘immoral capital offence’

Kyle just bought a Ranger T-shirt as a Celtic fan thats ‘Club Adultery’

by Hiya kid November 9, 2021

Breakfast Club

A group of friends who always hang out or a group of people you never thought would be friends

You see Logan over there with that kid John? Man, I've saw him with five other completely different people..Such a breakfast club

by WeekendsAreLife April 18, 2018

finger clubbing

Going from orifice to orifice with ones finger, like one would go club to club in one evening.

Tim: "Yo, Tyrone ive been finger clubbing jenessa for the past half hour. "
Tyrone: "Nice man, Ive been finger clubbing myself."

by OldGregg2.0 September 19, 2016

geography club

A high school club for gay teens to be themselves around one another without worrying about being judged. Every school should have one

After school I'm going to "geography club" so I can tell everyone how much I secretly love my teammate on the football team.

by Twain Marcus December 10, 2013

Fight Club

I can't talk about fight club.....

Jack: Hey so what's fight club?
Adam: YOU DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB GAWD JACK

by ecFTW December 5, 2016

lez club

a club that only a hot group of chicks can belong in. they are not lesbian, they are bisexual or straight but love to have gay fun

"I wish i could be apart of the lez club"
"I'm having the lez club reunion at my house !"

by Elodiie February 18, 2009

Dolphin Club

The underwater version of the mile high club. Sex while Scuba diving. Rare due to its difficulty.

Me and Jen plan on joining the Dolphin club during our honeymoon in Hawaii.

by MGargantua August 28, 2011