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Christmas Challenge

Is a challenge taken from the first day in December to Christmas morning. It is a test to have 25 days free from masturbation. If one is too succed at this, it is the ultimate show of stanima, and endurance. plus one will have a fabulous chirstmas morning, an I'm not talking about the presents...
Guy number one"Hey man, or taking part in the Christmas Challenge?"
Guy number two "Nah, i couldnt make it past the second day..."
by chadbrochill69DPM December 5, 2010
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Christmas pedo

A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo

Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present

Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!

*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*

Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
by No1shaager November 1, 2019
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Christmas Asswipe

Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.
"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"
by Bingo Bongo December 1, 2018
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Christmas Hell

The sensation or experience of working in retail during the chaotic/crazy busy Christmas period.
Person A: How was your shift?
Person B: Honestly, it was complete and total Christmas hell.
Person A: Really, that bad?
Person B: Roll on New Years.
by the_nutter December 20, 2014
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Christmas a' near

This date in time marks any time in December that is nearing the day of Christmas, the 25th.
by Baby Lola December 21, 2020
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Christmas Rich

The action of buying anything anytime you are able after Christmas, just because you have gotten gift cards or cash as gifts.
Person One: I really wanna get this, but I'm out for today.
Person Two: Nah bro, I got this. I'm totally Christmas Rich.
by mylovelydarlingcupcake December 27, 2010
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Christmas Bubblebath

When the male partner requires to spill his hot frothy gravy, he then proceeds to make his local semi chem to buy some tablets to extract the hot sauce, he then proceeds to walk home when suddenly his wilbert starts to graze his trucks creating some volcanic friction on his builders helmet,when he gets home he long jumps up the stairs to the bathroom where he scavenges all his creamy hair products with the main catalyst head and shoulders and begins to empty the bottles into a bowl to make a creamy concoction and uses the residue as lube to stroke his willy until his hot steamy sauce touches the air underneath some prickly mistletoe
Graeme achieved a Christmas bubblebath onto Pimms face
by Christmas bubblebath December 26, 2020
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