Cripple

Having no good qualities and getting shit you don't deserve for free.

Somebody taught the cripple to use it's words and now it thinks it's people.

by Hym Iam October 11, 2020

cripple liquor

That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.

It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.

“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”

by Bucknasteee November 4, 2020

Chipper

Another name for a pencil sharpener in the south of Ireland.

Hey Dave, can ya pass me your chipper? I need to sharpen my pencil.

by Shaun Baun January 8, 2021

Cripple

Someone who is wheelchair bound or can't walk properly

Did you see that old cripple down the road?

by Crippily Crepe January 22, 2021

Chippie

Carpenter, British slang

He's a fucking good chippie, but don't let him borrow any tools.

by anonymous January 23, 2021

cripple-kill

When you kill three disabled people.

Did you hear about that school shooting.

I herd Sam Adam and idrees died.
Well that’s a cripple-kill

by Charleroi trout January 29, 2021

Cripplejock

A skinny hipster sellout from Aberdeen way who exclusively owns old Japanese shitboxes with either rusted out floors, front ends or parts that simply don’t fit. Rumour has it he was critically injured by a rusty engine crane.

That car is a right shed. Looks like a Cripplejock special

by Cripplejock February 10, 2021