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poo & chew

The act of using chewing tobacco to loosen the bowels, and go poo.
Man that fart smells, might be time for a poo & chew
by Tr1xbOof August 15, 2016
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Chewing on his shoulder

Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds for hours.
by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020
mugGet the Chewing on his shouldermug.

Chewing Bone

When you're talking to a girl who already has a boyfriend. The boyfriend got all the meat and you're left chewing on the bone.
"Mikey's talking to Sharon, but she already has a boyfriend. "
"He's just chewing bone."
by RandomSquid16 May 10, 2023
mugGet the Chewing Bonemug.

chew

"Chew" is a broad term. It mostly means "dip," which is moist, small shreds of tobacco used in between the lip and gums or lip and cheek, upper or lower. It can also mean loose leaf tobacco or tobacco that is more roughly cut that is chewed. And no, you retards, dip does not have fiberglass in it; it's salt crystals. Speaking of bad things, dip is known to be able to cause oral cancer and such; it can also make your gums recede, or basically "fall down" and have you lose teeth, especially if you don't already have good oral health. The effects of oral tobacco include euphoria, a head rush, increased mood, stimulation, and sometimes relaxation. Negative effects include anxiety, nausea, increased blood pressure and heart rate, and sweating.
Some brands of DIP are Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly, Longhorn, and Timberwolf. Some brands of CHEW are Red Man, Hawken, and Levi Garrett. There are other types of oral tobacco, like dissolving things that look like mints. There are also inhaled forms.
Jason: Yo, Mike, can I cop a lip of chew?
Mike: Jason, you retard, if you "cop a lip," it "be a dip."
Jason: Same shit.
Mike: Alright, look at this bag and then look at this can. Tell me it's the same.
Jason: Wait, so I don't get a lip?...
Mike: Nah, bro. I wouldn't do you like that. Even retards deserve a lip. Let me get my Skoal Berry.
Jim: Did I just hear Skoal Berry? Bro that shit is whack nasty.

Mike: Says the one who dips original.
Jim: Man, shut the fuck up. It's good.
Jason: Mike, even I know not to dip Skoal Berry.
Mike: Well, tell you what Jason, I know not to get fucked up off Ativan and Xanax and touch girls at parties!
Jim: True.
mugGet the chewmug.

helmet chew

Helmet Chew - The act of a novice or rookie performing fellatio on an uncircumcised penis, and chewing on the excess skin during a flaccid moment.

History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys
I woke up thinking I had stuck my cock in a grinder, she helmet chewed me last night and in the morning to wake me up.

or

She has a helmet chewing attitude.
by Rudrafter June 4, 2010
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sock chewing

Sock Chewing is an alternative to "Dick rider".. consist of a beta male with low self esteem and/or lack of swagger.. they closely follow the alpha male mimicking and co signing everything they say and do
Everytime I see Cam, he got that other mf with him...I dont fk with his Sock Chewing ass
by Bugashuga99 July 4, 2023
mugGet the sock chewingmug.

can i chew your box

When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.
While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"
by Michellebell November 23, 2013
mugGet the can i chew your boxmug.

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