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Champagne shit

"champagne shit"

-a style of shit.

It’s the shit when you sit and there's a cork of shit and you just have to push threw it in order to pop and after it pops all the shit comes out watery.
I just took the most amazing champagne shit, it’s a celebration.
by @takochino November 19, 2017
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champaz

Person 1: The girl at the bar last night was such a slut

Person 2: Was she called Champaz?

Person 1: Yeah how did you know?

Person 2: All skanks are called Champaz
by bloopoogA May 22, 2018
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Chapanya

Chap Chap Chap Chapanya
by Financially independetly June 20, 2018
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Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.
You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.
by Chavvvy June 21, 2018
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Champagne Ass

When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant
Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.
by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018
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champagne dick

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.
“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga
by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018
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champaine

Da horrid pounding headache dat you suffer after a night of alcohol-drenched partying.
Katy Perry sure learned about da champaine woes "last Friday night", yet she implies dat it was all worth it, since she already plans to "do it all again" next week.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
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