A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

When you are having anal sex with your partner and they begin to poop diarrhea during sex, and instead of stopping you continue to push through the waves of poop.

She just kept shitting all over him but he kept going. Guess you can say they were doing a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

by Prof. Marik August 23, 2011

chancho

some fat ass mother fucker that was in nacho libre

chancho you son of a bitch you ate my nachos and libre (book)

by John Bacon December 5, 2007

Chancey

The name of every old man who exists. FACT!

Crimson: Hey Brad what's you're grandpa called?
Brad: Chancey, why did you ask?
Crimson: CHANCEY? Mine's called that as well.
Passer by: Did you guys just say your grandpa's are called Chancey? Becuase mine is too!
Passer by 2: Hey mine too!
Passey by 3: Yeah me three, mine grandpa is called Chancey!
Brad: Woah that's crazy, maybe ever old man is called Chancey?
Professor Logan: Hello boys and girls, yes every old man is called Chancey, I'm seventy four and guess what? My name's Vince.

by Antichris II February 10, 2007

Chanice

1. the best orgasm ever experienced.
2. a slut, hoe, whore bag who everyone wants a piece of.
3. wants to fuck Lady gaga and Megan Fox
4. COMPLETE shewolf

1. Max: "DUDE! why are you sooo happy Ben?"

Ben: "I just experienced a Chanice..."

Max: "You lucky duck!"

2. Catherine: "Look at that Chanice trying to show of her body like that. she

cannot work her ass like me!"

Rob: "Don't be jealous. You know you want a piece of that"

Catherine: "Your right. I do....."

3. Michael: "I wanna fuck Megan Fox"

Sara: "You are such a Chanice"

4. Mike: "That girl is sooooo awesome"

Ben: "Of course she is, she's a Chanice."

by gangstalove December 28, 2009

Chanice

A biscuit and a bobble

Chanice is a biscuit. Eat her like a borboun and don't custard cream. She don't like that shit.

by Ash.ketchup September 6, 2018

chancibility

the chance/possibilty of something or nothing

dude 1: Oh. dude, bet I can score Cindy for a night stand
dude 2: Not even a chancibility
dude 1: what??.....
dude 2: Idiot.

by half eaten burgers March 20, 2010