California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021

California Catjob

Receiving a handjob with a burlap sack placed over the penis

“Yo Mike, did you fuck Kelly after your date last night?”

“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”

by BigPapa384 October 21, 2022

California Jailbreak

When you go to the bathroom on a date and slip out of the window without saying good bye.

"Every time I'm in an awkward scenario, the California Jailbreak is my go to" - Ty M

by BadHabitBass February 24, 2017

California Cowboy

A person from California who is conservative and gung - ho. A personality that contradicts the typical Californian

"I love California but I've never really fit in"
"Yeah, you're just a California cowboy"

by plus-size albert May 23, 2021

Northern California

The region of California that is everything north of San Jose. It is MOSTLY untouched from the rest of California's chaos and is the only conservative and beautiful place left in California. It consists of pine tree covered mountains, peaceful suburban towns (like Redding, CA), and abandoned buildings that are prime for urban explorers. Unfortunately, the California plague doesn't stop evolving, so the beautiful forests that everyone knows and loves will be burned down in the next 10 years

"I'm from California." - Californian

"Oh don't you go vote blue now, ya hear?!" - Texan

"Don't worry I'm from Northern California" - Californian
"What's the difference? - Texan

by plus-size albert December 22, 2020

California Drop

When during porn, it is impossible to get a doggystyle shot without the guys balls blocking the view. Solved by letting the girl hold the camera. It is not mentioned, but universally known, that the California Drop Problem has vexed porn producers and watchers for years.

Along with hearing someone walk in the door, or thinking you did (see "False Alarm"), the California Drop is a leading cause of prematurely ended porn watching sessions, sometimes resulting to frantic, E.R.-like attempts to resuscitate one's erection.

During these times, it is admissible to either:
A) Get up and wash hands, thereby terminating the session in defeat
B)Fast forward, or rewind, to missionary position

When the California Drop strikes:

"Hey, this is a pretty darn good porn video"
*Camera angle switches*
"Dude, no....."
*Rewinds to missionary position*

by Dsky171 December 10, 2010

California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it

I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019