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California Jailbreak

When you go to the bathroom on a date and slip out of the window without saying good bye.
"Every time I'm in an awkward scenario, the California Jailbreak is my go to" - Ty M
by BadHabitBass February 24, 2017
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The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.
I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.
by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019
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California robot

A kid from California who basically lives at the skatepark. Usually amazing at park tricks.
damn that california robot just through down a tre flip back lip down the hubba.
by caliskater April 22, 2011
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California Therapy

Putting local trouble makers & / or the mentally ill on a one-way bus trip to California (particularly Los Angeles), often with the warning of 'don't come back!' Said 'therapy' recipients often wind up homeless, often upon arrival.
They're here via California Therapy.
by N81Der November 18, 2019
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California Corner

The action of taking a wasted tinkle in a acquaintance’s room. A California Corner is not limited to just a intersection of a wall, it can also include urinating on a: carpet/hardwood floor, a bed frame, and various other house hold items…

California Corners are NOT usually performed out of spite or animosity, typically just out of intoxication and pure delusion.
Ash: Kaleb!! Are you seriously pissing on my bed right now?!
Kaleb: Its a California Corner!
by KevlarKrusher September 16, 2023
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California hummer

When someone hums reggae songs while performing a blow job
I have so many Bob Marley songs stuck in my head from that amazing California hummer I had yesterday
by Alwaysballin October 19, 2013
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the california lightbulb

One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.
Hey baby I need a better sight at your pussy! Let me pull THE California Lightbulb on you!
by Ymetho December 11, 2017
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