Jackturtleguy's definitions

California Pokey

Like the hokie pokie but involves a lot of weed and dildos.

Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.

by Jackturtleguy October 3, 2017

Roman Plow

Having someone spartan kick a dildo into your ass.

Yo I just Roman plowed Susan.

by Jackturtleguy November 2, 2017