California Therapy

Putting local trouble makers & / or the mentally ill on a one-way bus trip to California (particularly Los Angeles), often with the warning of 'don't come back!' Said 'therapy' recipients often wind up homeless, often upon arrival.

They're here via California Therapy.

by N81Der November 18, 2019

The California MacBook

The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.

I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.

by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019

California Curve

Peyronie's disease

Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."

Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."

by John Brown ask me again I'll April 21, 2019

California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it

I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

California Pokey

Like the hokie pokie but involves a lot of weed and dildos.

Guy 1: Dude me and steve got high and did the California pokey.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: Pretty good but now my ass hurts.

by Jackturtleguy October 3, 2017

the california lightbulb

One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.

Hey baby I need a better sight at your pussy! Let me pull THE California Lightbulb on you!

by Ymetho December 11, 2017

California Jailbreak

When you go to the bathroom on a date and slip out of the window without saying good bye.

"Every time I'm in an awkward scenario, the California Jailbreak is my go to" - Ty M

by BadHabitBass February 24, 2017