cockingtons

A term generally used when you have fucked something up because it sounds better than pissingfuckingcrap of bollocks. Its a lovely word because it has cock in it (which the majority of us are big fans of) and I feel that any word with ingtons on the end is much easier on the ears of those yet to be corrupted!!

"Cockingtons! I have left the house in my pjs again!"
or
"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"

by A me li a July 21, 2008

Choking the turtle

Clenching one's butt cheeks to prevent a bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes.

by Johnny Quag September 23, 2014

OH GOD IM COOMING

When someone is really worried/scared of busting a

nut. Usually said in the month of November

Person 1: OH GOD IM COOMING AGGGHHHH

Neighbors : stop. It's no nut November dumbass

by Mega-blongus March 16, 2021

Now were cookin

Now were cookin is just another way of saying "now that's what I'm talking about" that I came up with.

Tim received his money and replied with "Now were cookin."

by therealralber July 2, 2016

Choking

Constantly going up big but ultimately losing it all in the end game after game.

Florida's basketball team has been choking ever since their current coach was hired.

by Waffl3nation February 2, 2020

Cocking

Similar to the art of planking, however one thrusts their pelvis outward in a swift aggressive motion while another individual captures the moment on camera. Objects may be used, such as a fountain or another individual to intensify the movement.

You may have "planked" or maybe even "owled"...but have you "cocked"?!

We were cocking in this biatch!

by BizcuitzNWhat! September 8, 2011

cooning it

driving like a black man!

"wig he was cooning it just then!"

by john December 1, 2006