commishoner

To denote a man with extreme sexual prowess in charge of a 12 man fantasy baseball league consisting of 11 hetero's and one cock-craving homosexual (Jon McCocksucker).

Schlick is the most well know commishoner in the Bristol County Area.

by Schlicka May 15, 2010

bed-a-commuting

The act of working from bed with a laptop. Often occurs after getting up and deciding it's too much work to actually go sit upright at a desktop computer.

I was going to telecommute today, but I was out last night and am just too tired to sit at my computer. Bed-a-commuting allowed me to work and nap intermittently.

by Elizabeth L. Haines January 27, 2009

commitmentphilia

A psychiatric disorder, typically characterized by an overzealous need to commit. The impulse to commit is intense and unregulated and can lead to serious emotional and financial consequences, if not for the person afflicted, then, for the object of the commitmentphiliac. COPHs, the official acronym for commitmentphiliacs, often find themselves married to people they don't know and step parenting children they have not met. They speak in hyperbolic terms of their beloved while unable to describe the person's precise appearance or whereabouts. Excessive contact with a COPH can induce its contrasting disorder, commitment phobia.

Suffering from commitmentphilia, Mary changed her Facebook status after the first date, despite the fact she could not add his last name due to lack of information .

by drluvalot June 8, 2013

commitment game

A game where two people kiss but may not use their hands to touch each other and the first person to use their hands loses

"We played the commitment game and she lost because she couldn't keep her hands off of me"

by Julia Notroberts January 4, 2014

committed crush

When you can't experience romantic feelings for another because your mind is occupied by your crush.

"So, what so you think of Carlos?"
"I'm done with Carlos. Im in a committed crush with Avery now"

by 3mane October 12, 2017

committed snack

A person with whom you are in a committed relationship, yet you are not an official couple (boyfriend/girlfriend).
This may include sexual relations or not.

In other words, you are both attracted to each other and like spending a lot of time together.

This term is inspired by TikTok content creator Gabrielle Chase.

Person: "I see that you have been hanging out with that guy a lot. Are you dating now?"

Me: "No, but he is my committed snack."

by Kitten_Oqute January 7, 2020

committing the vibe

Committing the vibe is usually what happens when u listen to music while doing that homework that is due in 15 minutes and you haven't started. You try not to stress out and because you are the procrastinating fuck you are, you get lost in the music instead of doing your actual work.

mom: Son you better be doing your homework and don't you dare start committing the vibe or I will have your father beat your ass
me: Either I can listen or, woah I love this song

by ThisKidThatPostedThis March 10, 2021