Correctional Officer

Correctional Officer: An educated person that has a high school diploma and can spell.

Inmate: Babysiter, befor, coulda' and lier

Correctional Officer: Babysitter, before, could a and liar. You stupid ass!

by Irishnut May 21, 2010

mexican bootleg connection

really crappy connection while on xbox live, usually makes the game as laggy as standbying would

Damn, this kid must have mexican bootleg connection

by Mufasa3000 October 22, 2008

collectible

A term meaning "good" or "amazing". It can also be as a way to show acceptance, or likeing.
Also meaning the opposite of the term "Overweight, or "Obeease".

Ex.1: Those people giving out free stuff are collectible.

Ex.2: Dude, Those naked chicks are Collectible!

Ex.3: That was a bit Overly Collectible!

by Fat Rob June 22, 2006

Dust Collector

Barbra Streisand's vagina

Barbra Streisand is an ugly shitfaced dust collector

by Rod Cummings March 19, 2009

you have lost connection to the server

When you are kicked for flying on 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

2b2t.org is without a doubt, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft. Some say that on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, you can't get kicked for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, but in reality, the oldest anarchy server in minecraft, 2b2t.org, kicks you for flying on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft by claiming that you have lost connection to the server.

by InvaderInvader December 13, 2020

mohawk-penis connection

The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.

And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.

Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.

Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.

by hai_bai March 7, 2011

butt collector

(noun)1.A person infatuated with the rectal region and will hoard. 2.One with homosexual persuasion.

The village is full of butt collectors.

by Goffrey Hagaligus January 17, 2008