That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.
CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:
Strong hurricanes? Global warming
Weak hurricanes? Global warming
No hurricanes? Global warming
Hot today? Global warming
Cold today? Global warming
Raining too much? Global warming
Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming
Strong hurricanes? Global warming
Weak hurricanes? Global warming
No hurricanes? Global warming
Hot today? Global warming
Cold today? Global warming
Raining too much? Global warming
Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming
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A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.
I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!
I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.
My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.
I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.
My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.
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Get the climate cough mug.In the category of celibacy, more specifically a sub category of Incel, a Climbcel is a typically a guy who was rejected so many times by sub-humans (aka, foids), they started rock climbing and bouldering as a copium mechanism.
They're totally committed to celibacy and to rocks, and it is pretty common for physicists and mathematician to become a climbcel, because the rock-stuff is also called "problem solving", and they love to solve stupid shit.
They're totally committed to celibacy and to rocks, and it is pretty common for physicists and mathematician to become a climbcel, because the rock-stuff is also called "problem solving", and they love to solve stupid shit.
Pre-climbcel: Dude, what should I do? That girl is like abstract algebra to me. But she keeps rejecting me and something tells me she's not a virgin, because after being rejected she went to a pharmacy and then to a club and then to a pharmacy again.
Pro-climbcel: brah, forget about that foid bitch ass petri dish for variants of AIDS. Let's go climbing... Become a climbcel.
Pro-climbcel: brah, forget about that foid bitch ass petri dish for variants of AIDS. Let's go climbing... Become a climbcel.
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Hym "CORRECT AGAIN! Climate change is not a huge deal. I was right. You likely called me a denier in private. You're garbage. Your like is meaningless. Die today."
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