claimsy

Someone who claims they have achieved something, often without a witness to verify the claim. Basically big noting themselves.

Austin was claiming he got barrelled on a wave on the boat back to the island yesterday but no one else saw him make it. He's such a claimer. Yeah good old claimsy at it again.

by shazlick stick October 31, 2013

clam rammer

A man who fucks rapidly

She said you were a clam rammer.

by cracklet February 20, 2014

clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.

Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.

by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016

clam spit

The female act of urinating.

"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."

by Chief_BigNic November 20, 2016

clam faced

When you get done eating your girl out and she came on your face

Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.

by Clamer August 4, 2017

Clam chowdown

Oral sex on a female

"Now I'm not saying she's a lesbian but, wouldn't be surprised if she liked to preform the good ol' clam chowdown"

by Mr Mc Flop March 30, 2019

Clam pancake

n. When something goes really bad or is a big failure.

That motorcycle jump was such a clam pancake.

by FarmerPT October 29, 2019