Chris

A huge fucker who is a dumb ass. That can't make up his damn mind. 😡😡😡

That guys is such a Chris

by XoMaddie28 June 16, 2015

Chris

The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you meet a Chris I recommend leaving him because he will snitch on you, cause drama for no reason at all, and will just be a total dick.

Girl one: “oh that guy is so weird that must be a Chris”

Girl two: “Indeed”

by IReallyWantToFuckYouRylie:) October 2, 2020

Chris

A mean person that only thinks the world is about him he is not a talker a fealty idiot not to be trusted at all.

GoodBye chris😃😃

by Emulater April 3, 2018

Chris

Chris is quite a wierdo, he sometimes stutters, especially if hes in 'like with you'. Chris is very energetic, and loves the ny giants. He plays football, and loves sports. Over all an amazing person. He's actually one of the guys that made up the boogie. Great dancer (well, he thinks so.) Handsome, charming, he DOES NOT have metal steel abs, although he thinks he does. Chris could sometimes be very prideful, but is actually a big baby irl, but he is the most awesome person you will ever meet. He's a great m8, and a great friend. Ps-( gets hyper pretty quick)

Wow chris is awesome

Yeah, but sometimes he could be a bit of wierdo, lol

by Stroughter November 19, 2019

Chris

Chris is a dipshit. He's one of the pussiest, ugliest people you will ever meet. Rejected by every girl and he will always be single. Horrible friend and can't be trusted. Although he takes risks, he is still a dumbass. He takes everything up the ass and he has a small penis. Chris is a loser.

"That guy is ugly as fuck"
"Yeah that's a Chris"

by Unseasonedchicken March 15, 2017

Chris

A breed of weasel that exudes slime and bullshit, void of the capability of understanding the most simple business situations and incapable of human interaction and performing correctly

That atrocity of a human is being a total Chris

by Noodle650 August 15, 2017

Chris

Con-fucking-fused; extremely confused

Person 1: Did you hear that Jessica kissed Brad?

Person 2: I thought Jessica and Chad were dating.

Person 1: Apparently not.

Person 2: I'm so Chris right now.

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Christopher
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by HetaliaHacker17025 May 22, 2016