MemerAsian's definitions

Chris

A dickhead boss. Someone who thinks he's a lady killer but everyone thinks he's a nob. A twat who has a friend with benefits but disguises her as a 'bookkeeper'. A boss who puts everyone down and tells them he's bringing in the Agency staff because they aren't doing good enough even though they are doing fine. And a dickhead who calls his staff retards if they don't hand out meals at the right time.

A: My boss is such a twat, he called me a retard yesterday because I handed in 1 meal late.

B: Oh really? He must be acting like my old boss Chris.

C: He's a real twat.

by MemerAsian June 17, 2016