Chair support officer

A co-worker who never seems to do any work. Often found sitting in a chair drinking coffee when everyone else is working hard.

Is he ever going to do any actual work? No. He’s the chair support officer.

by Jojnny5 May 6, 2020

pull up a chair

A friendly invitation to join a conversation, have a discussion or share a meal. A longer version of the same expression might be, "pull your chair up to the table and join us". A nice way of inviting someone to "have a seat".

Pull up a chair and join us.

by Granny T July 29, 2014

Lawn Chair Driving

Driving with one's left foot resting just outside of the driver's side window. Similar to driving with a gangster lean, but not as hardcore. Requires the subject to be limber and totally lax like they're at the beach, except instead they are zipping through traffic.

Yeah, the cop pulled her over for lawn chair driving. Said her foot was blocking her side mirror.

by Wyatt Junker June 1, 2011

Put the chair in the kitchen

The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.

Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?

Everyone: No.

Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )

by Brewsky Bro April 24, 2011

Fishermens deck chair

When the man lies on his back and the women sits with the her legs either side of the his torso and her hands behind her looking at his feet while he performs oral sex

Jimmy: Frank, how was your date with Mary
Frank: Awesome we did the fishermens deck chair. I've still got the reminder on the end of my nose.

by Mrbadgerless July 23, 2018

comfy chair committee

This describes people who have a comfortable, privileged existence and go online to denounce cops and troops over not shooting someone in the leg who is trying to kill them!

Yes, that cop should have used pepper spray and called the comfy chair committee.

by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

massage chair junkie

Someone who has trouble leaving their massage chair or any massage chair they are able to access.

Go ahead, try peeling that massage chair junkie outta that chair without getting injured!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019