Business Zone

When a person asks a person whom they are attracted to if they want to start dating, and gets turned down, but gets put in the business zone instead of the friend zone. Unlike the friend zone, people in the business zone are hung on to strictly for wealth benefits such as money loans, free stuff, etc.

After weeks of trying to find his courage, Mark finally found it in him to ask Betty out on a date. Betty promptly shot him down, but put him in the business zone, or else Mark would demand his money back, change his netflix password, and stop driving her around. If Mark realizes he's got no further chance with her, he will perform all of the previously mentioned actions. If he still thinks he has a chance, he will endlessly dwell in the business zone, and all his friends will enter a state of pity and empathy.

by the flying sandwich July 10, 2014

business operations analyst

Someone who seems to know a lot of things about the business. He makes you go "oh" and "ah". Someone who can tell you why.
He's the king of knowledge.
He can also be an ass, because he knows everything. He has a right to be an ass.

The business operations analyst is having an affair with a former colleague who is engaged. He thinks no one knows. But everyone does, honey. Everyone does.

by yellow chair February 17, 2015

Business unit

Male reproductive and/or sexual organ as referred to euphemistically by the upper class or in a work-based environment.

- "I say, Richmal, did you perchance have carnal knowledge of that Shazza last night?""Indeed I did, Montague, and I can't half feel it in my business unit today."
- "Woop, woop, ladies. Check out the business unit on THIS junior accounts executive."

by Johnny Knack January 13, 2017

Business nudes

Just one nipple

She sent me nudes but we've only met once so she hit me with the business nudes. Just ONE(1) nipple.

by MistressE September 24, 2017

business friend

Friends that own or are employed by separate businesses but support each other's initiatives and successes. They often work on similar initiatives that they have in common.

I met with my business friend to work on an event together.

by Gigishine October 15, 2018

Business Secrets Of The Pharoahs

A book published by the fictional character Mark Corriganin the British television program ‘Peep Show’. The book turns out to be a failure after Mark realises the publishing company ‘Royal London’ aren’t as professional as originally thought, leading to the book being published in a poor physical condition and lacking some of Mark’s intended content.

dobby: marks writing a book!
mark: oh it’s nothing really...
mark: BUSINESS SECRETS OF THE PHAROAHS!

by dxblxn January 20, 2019

Businessgasm

The experience had with a colleague in a professional environment leading to breakthroughs, after much consternation and conversation, resulting in a feeling of exhaustion, mental depletion, and euphoric satisfaction.

Sarah and I had a businessgasm yesterday and came up with a new marketing plan.

by Kloshortcake January 25, 2019