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Brucing It

Upon either arriving extremely late or leaving extremely early from work commitments (And in most cases both). And then having a wealth of excuses for this behaviour.
I have to go to school assembly for my daughter. So I’m “Brucing It”.
by Foxies1 February 20, 2023
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The Bruce

To loudly point and proclaim that object does not live there, while speaking in a voice similar to Mr.Mackey, finished a slow mmm'kay.
"Hey", as the pointed at the box, "that does not live there, mmm'kay."

"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."
by Brucestopher August 8, 2024
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Bruce knuckle

The shape made at the bottom of a mankini. Female versions include the "moose knuckle" or "camel toe".
That Bruce Knuckle makes me not want to assume the gender of that dancer.
by :j.ustin January 4, 2018
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Bruce Lees

The state of a woman's breasts when sexually aroused; hence Bruce Lees - 'hard nips'.
I only had had to stroke her charlies a few times before the Bruce Lees came out.
by manoftrent November 28, 2017
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Bruce

An old Scottish measurement for fermented dog crap.
It takes two measure of Bruce to start a decent bonfire.
by emcinto0 July 4, 2022
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Bruce Willis

A term for a terrible preformance during sex, either in acting (like faking an orgasm) or with doing something very dumb.
You completely Bruce Willis’d that officer, now you’re going to, uh, jail I guess. I wonder what situation someone would even say this in, anyway. Matter of fact I wonder why I expended the effort to type this out. A waste of my time. You probably clicked away halfway through this and if you didn’t it’s because you don’t wanna stop reading any of these posts after you start them. You know what? Exit this tab. Get off of here. Go do something else othef than reading shitty Urban Dictionary definitions. I should. It’s almost 2AM where I’m at. My sleeping pattern is super unhealthy right now, I really shouldnt prolong it by being on my phone right now. I’m gonna get some sleep. Maybe that will help me.
by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018
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Bruce

Bruce is a small human who no matter what she does you let her off cus she’s cute
Bruce is running round the house again
by Woahhhhhhhaahha April 17, 2024
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