bruked

To be used, tricked into thinking that someone likes you.

Man, she never liked you. She just bruked you for show.

bruked by Gabe Alexander June 16, 2008

Bruce 

Bruce is a old hairy bald guy who wears grandpa and thinks he can rock the socks. He says he will show up for an appointment and no show. Some have mistaken him for a chimp.

Guy 1: Did he show for his appointment?

Guy2: No! I got Bruce.

Bruce by 1pumpchimp October 18, 2016

Bruce Lee 

The world's greatest martial artist.....

also the only pupil to survive under Chuck Norris.

Fact:

Bruce Lee's real name is Buer LeCe. He was a Frenchman.

In 1964, Buer entered Chuck Norris' one-day boot camp along with 9 others who had the guts to do it.

At the end of the camp, Buer was the only one standing.

To merit his effort, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Buer's face at the speed of Norris (he would've done it bearfooted but he kept his shoes on because Buer was French) and Buer's entire physique changed into a yellow-skinned Asian. In addition, the kick was so powerful that Buer's name got jumbled into spelling "Bruce Lee."

Shocked and honored, Buer - now Bruce - moved to Hollywood to try to mimic Chuck's moves.

When Chuck found out, he disguised Bruce's death and brought him to be work in his kitchen.

Bruce Lee became Chuck's cook.

Bruce Lee by Thomassssssssssssssssssss May 2, 2007

bruce lee's 

erect nipples (hard nips)

that bird is gagging for it. look at her bruce lee's.

bruce lee's by nick August 21, 2003

Bruce 

That deep voice you get when you have a sore throat or a cold.

Oh i am sounding so bruce today, i dont think i cant go to work.

Bruce by Crowbird June 20, 2016

bruce lee 

Cockney rhyming slang meaning needing to urinate

Hurry up i need a Bruce Lee

bruce lee by wez135 December 9, 2007

brucewillisisonfire

The best movie ever to come on Newgrounds.

See also Keanureevesisonfire.

Holy shit, did you see BRUCEWILLISISONFIRE?! It's freaking awesome!

brucewillisisonfire by mcTrip May 27, 2004