Cod Box

Ones unkempt, extremely unhygienic and at all times fishy smelling vagina. Typically consisting of fungal matter and a sewerage waste flavouring. Cod Box smell and taste is almost undistinguishable to that of a dutty poo pocket.

Roger: David texted me mid wank, he told me Lauren has a mingin Cod Box.

Lenny: Shut up fam, your mum has a barmy Cod Box.

by D’quavis July 19, 2020

Shut the Box

A game built into a box with a lid, where the object is to get all the tiles (1-9) down by rolling two dye and putting down any combination of tiles that equal the total of the two numbers rolled. You keep rolling until you can no longer put any tiles down. If you do not get all of the tiles down in your turn it is the next players turn. You keep playing until one player gets all of the tiles down and then you can shut the box and the game ends. When the box is opened in a room or generally confined space then everyone who was in said space has to participate in a game of shut the box. YOU CANNOT SHUT THE BOX PREMATURELY! This has been know to make the Devil jump out of the box and eat all or some of the faces of the players and/or their family s. YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE THE GAME IS IN PLAY. This can cause all player's minor discomfort and itchiness in the middle of their backs (that part that you cannot reach no matter how hard you try)and/or death via blender trauma to the head. You can be give special permission to leave the room temporarily to poop if you end up with score for that round as a 1 or a 69. PLEASE do not open the box outdoors as it is required that everyone within 3 miles to play the game and those can be very long games if you live in a city...

Also it is completely acceptable to play shut the box in Denny's at 4Am as it is no longer a black convention and the stoners have gone back from whence they came for the night.

"Lets shut this mother f*ckin' box"
"I hope I get a 69 so I can go pee..."
"DONT OPEN THE B... *sigh" this is going to be a long night of Shut the Box"

by DarkMobius January 13, 2009

box party

Slang for funeral

I need the day off so I can go to my grandma s box party..

by lcthatch November 7, 2014

stank boxing

When you hot box close quarters with farts

I'm going to kick you out of the car for stank boxing it.

by Roxannne December 18, 2013

Donut box

An event or gathering where all or most attendees are females. The female version of a sausage party.

Aww man I was hoping to get some D at church camp, but it’s a total donut box!

by daftdoll March 8, 2019

Box Prank

When you hide in a box and unsuspecting penis havers wander near or inquire into innards of said box and box pranker then proceeds with box prank by yanking the prankee’s cock. Then you say ding if under 6” and dong if over 6

After much preparation and box sizing I finally enacted my first box prank.

by GabrielBoxPranker September 9, 2022

v-box

Fanny, pussy, Vigina

I was waking that V-box last night.
That girls V-box can be seen through her pants.

by Swazi Dog November 25, 2020