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When a guy starts hooking up with his girlfriend and gets a boner, but then his girlfriend gets up and wants to leave immediately, so he is stuck with a boner and doesn't want to stand up right away...this is an appropriate time to boner stall
Lucy: Okay John let's go. I have to be home in 5 minutes.
John: Lucy just hang on a second
Lucy: Why? Do you have a boner or something?
John: Yes
John was doing some BonerStalling
John: Lucy just hang on a second
Lucy: Why? Do you have a boner or something?
John: Yes
John was doing some BonerStalling
by Joseph BonerStalin January 21, 2010
Get the BonerStalling mug.An erection that springs perversely to life in response to an utterly unerotic stimulus, such as an animal carcass or UK politician Anne Widdecombe
It was so fucked up, I mean she must have weighed at least forty stone, but I swear I sprung a Widdecombe boner
by FlyingGerbil September 8, 2005
Get the Widdecombe boner mug.1. An attractive body that causes one to become sexually aroused.
2. A slang term refrencing medication prescribed by ones doctor to relieve the tension one experiences during a time of erectile dysfunction.
2. A slang term refrencing medication prescribed by ones doctor to relieve the tension one experiences during a time of erectile dysfunction.
1. "Back off! This boner candy is mine!"
1. "It must be Halloween cause I see nothin' but boner candy."
1. "Doug is pumped up about next week. His boner candy is being imported from Canada."
2. "Mr. & Mrs. Johnson were having marital problems for some time, but since he was put on boner candy I always see a smile on their faces!"
2. Boner candy, it's like filling a flat tire.
2. Rufus sure doesn't look all that big. I hope he's packing boner candy.
1. "It must be Halloween cause I see nothin' but boner candy."
1. "Doug is pumped up about next week. His boner candy is being imported from Canada."
2. "Mr. & Mrs. Johnson were having marital problems for some time, but since he was put on boner candy I always see a smile on their faces!"
2. Boner candy, it's like filling a flat tire.
2. Rufus sure doesn't look all that big. I hope he's packing boner candy.
by Gaywolf November 11, 2006
Get the Boner candy mug.When you finish an exam early, but still have ages to wait until it ends. With nothing to pass the time, your mind wanders to porn/ the hot girl in front of you and you get and embarrassing erection.
Guy 1: oh dude, that exam was so long!
Guy 2: I know, I was so bored
Guy 1: hey, weren't you behind that girl Jessica?
Guy 2: yeah, I got a massive exam boner
Guy 1: wow, embarrassing!
Guy 2: I know, I was so bored
Guy 1: hey, weren't you behind that girl Jessica?
Guy 2: yeah, I got a massive exam boner
Guy 1: wow, embarrassing!
by peteneon December 3, 2009
Get the Exam Boner mug.Make a silly mistake. Though this phrase seems to possess sexual connotations due to a shift in the meaning of the word "boner", the original phrase actually has racist origins.
From eigozai.com:
The expression "to pull a boner" comes from the old American minstrel shows. There was a man in these shows who was called Mr. Bones because he carried two small sticks of bone that he used as an instrument. He was asked questions by one of the other men in the show, just to get stupid but funny answers. This became known as "pulling boners." But in time, the expression, "to pull a boner," meant something more than getting an answer to make you laugh. It meant a bad blunder a mistake that was costly. And a man who pulled such boners was often described as a "bonehead."
From eigozai.com:
The expression "to pull a boner" comes from the old American minstrel shows. There was a man in these shows who was called Mr. Bones because he carried two small sticks of bone that he used as an instrument. He was asked questions by one of the other men in the show, just to get stupid but funny answers. This became known as "pulling boners." But in time, the expression, "to pull a boner," meant something more than getting an answer to make you laugh. It meant a bad blunder a mistake that was costly. And a man who pulled such boners was often described as a "bonehead."
Either put down the Heinie or the hammer drill. Are you trying to pull a boner? Beer and power tools simply don't mix!
by NorwegianBlue October 24, 2009
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