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black mans briefcase

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An order of 100 Chicken McNuggets and two large drinks
I'd like a black mans briefcase with Diet Coke, please.
by enthbott March 12, 2011
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Black Knight Syndrome (BKS) is the condition of being pathologically unable to acknowledge defeat.

The syndrome takes its name from the Black Knight in Monty Python's 'Holy Grail'. In this motion picture the Black Knight loses an arm in a sword fight with King Arthur, and claims that "'Tis but a scratch". On losing his second arm the Black Knight says that it is "Just a flesh wound". After losing one of his legs the Knight exclaims "I'm invincible!", and when his second leg is cut from under him he says "All right; we'll call it a draw".

BKS is commonly found in people afflicted with the Dunning-Kruger Effect, and it is typified by people who refuse to accept evidence that demonstrates beyond doubt that evolution is a fact, or that global warming is real, or that HIV causes AIDS. Indeed, such people have an irrational inability to accept the truth of any of a number of other scientific disciplines where the physical evidence trumps their conspiracy theories, vested interests, and/or ideologies.

BKS is also frequently found in people otherwise prone to Denial Silence.

The typical pattern of a conversation with a BKS afflictee involves the opposing, educated party presenting supportable fact after fact, carefully referenced and explained, whilst the ignorant BKS sufferer simply contradicts each devastating point with random, unevidenced counterclaims of his or her own. Due to this strategy, such exchanges rarely have a satisfactory conclusion.
In an online debate about the reality of modern global temperature increase, Vincent was insistent that no warming had occurred over the 20th century, no matter how much independent evidence was presented to him, from many countries and employing many different lines of analysis.

The thread would have persisted for months, if not years, had not the other blog participants acknowledged that Vincent was exhibiting a severe case of Black Knight Syndrome, and subsequently quarantined Vincent to a rubbish thread.
by Autumn Mandrake November 16, 2011
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black comedy

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A type of humor/satire poking fun at something usually seen as serious or taboo. It often utilizes shock value to get laughs and common themes include death, violence, insanity, racism and other things that are usually not seen as funny. It is commonly mistaken with African-American comedy because of the name, but not necessarily related.
Watch the movie Waking Ned Devine for to get an idea of what black comedy is.
by My pseudonym was taken October 4, 2010
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While images abound of evil black knights rampaging the countryside, these tales are far from the truth. A black knight is a knight not sponsored or employed by a local lord for the defense of his lands. Therefore, the black knight does not have at his disposal the resources needed to keep his armor polished and in good repair. To save face, these knights painted their armor black, to hide any wear and tear that the armor may have endured.
The black knight knelt before the Duke, hoping to end his long bout of unemployment.
by KingPhoenix February 21, 2005
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BLACK HAUS

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A German brand of blackberry schnapps liqueur. Blackberry Schnapps is a strong, dry spirit produced using the distillation of blackberries. Frequent consumption of Black Haus will ultimitely lead to disgust for the smell/sight/or mere mention of it. Black Haus-induced blackouts are common and might result in public urination, the inability to bathe or shower yourself, frequently dropping your belongings, and listening to Garth Brooks' "Friends in Low Places" 25 times in a row.
Sober Friend #1: "Liz and Danielle drank so much Black Haus last night that they fell down in the middle of the street, droppped everything out of their purses, and kept walking without picking anything up...twice in a ten minute period."
Sober Friend #2: "Man, Black Haus fucks you up. It's a good thing Erin and Mary were there to grab all their shit before it got run over."
by E is for E Money December 9, 2008
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Black River Falls

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A tiny town in Wisconsin, noted for its complete lack of Taco Bells.
"My family was on vacation in Black River Falls, and that is when my little brother starved to death from taco deprivation."
by Mr. Spock August 13, 2006
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Black Thought

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The main man of "The Roots", he has some lyrical skill i can tell u that, get "The Tipping POint" when it comes out in couple days
Black Thought has a large head
by roy July 8, 2004
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