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cooter bear

A vagina that loves cock so much it eats it like a bear eats salmon.
Shay loves Tony's cock so much that her cooter bear ate it all up.
by 31B20 January 2, 2016
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wandering beard

Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.
I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.
by Bwooly1001 March 17, 2016
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Teddy Bear

A cuddly huggable thing that will always cheer you up! No matter what age you are, you can never be to old for a teddy bear.
by Fuzzy lover September 2, 2016
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Honey beard

After performing cunnylingus on a woman you're face is wet and sticky from her vaginal juices
This girl got so wet when I was eating her out she wanted to kiss her but I had honey beard
by Ckelso24 June 13, 2016
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Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.
I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb
by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016
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Boston Bearclaw

The act of firmly grabbing a woman's breast while masturbating.
Jameson's mother was too tired for sex so I had to settle for a Boston Bearclaw.
by Daddylongdick813 June 16, 2016
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drop bear set

When you do a set of bench press followed by immediately dropping to the ground and doing a set of push ups.
"Bro, see that guy doing a drop bear set over there?"
What a fucking legend.
by Legend01 January 26, 2017
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