whistling bastard

(adj.) one whom whistles in extraordinary quanity or unnecessary circumstances.

holsy shit man, Lew, Mark and Mike sure are whistling bastards! they dont know when to stop whistling! thats all they do all the time!

by Lewis Cafarella March 15, 2008

Jakey Bastard

An unwashed Scottish ruffian with nothing better to do than drink copious amounts of Buckfast and dodge the social.

Most Glaswegians are jakey bastards.

by street rave dave October 3, 2008

bury the bastard

verb

1. To fornicate sans prophylactics

- I fucked Sandra last night.
- You wear a rubber?
- No. I buried the bastard.

by Jeff T August 3, 2005

mofo bastard

a person (usually a guy) that may annoy, disturb, or flat out piss you off til the point you want to dislocate their jaw. someone (most of the time a dude) who talks shit about othr people because they think they r bettr than evry1 but dont make jokes about the little hussies that follow him/them around.

if that mofo bastard dont quit talkin bout her. im kickin his mexican ass!!!

by atrishae May 7, 2008

Ignorant Bastard

Some fucker who gets on your nerves whether he/she knows it or not.

Guy1: All our fucking Physics teacher does is talk about religion and other shit
Guy2: Yeah I have him for freshman science. He sure is an Ignorant Bastard.

by Dirty Mike and the gang November 18, 2013

Lying Bastard

Boris Johnson is a Lying Bastard because he said that the government did all they could concerning covid19

Boris Johnson is a Lying Bastard.

by Mr JP Mc January 30, 2021

Fat Bastard

A common Character found in Hentai and Ecchi anime, this character is a grossly overweight male that is usually seen fucking the cute main character. Fat Bastard is not limited to straight hentai, and can be found in a number of gay/yaoi Animes/Hentais.
he is also a character from the Austin powers movies.

"So I was watching this Hentai, right"
"Yeah?"
"And there he was!"
"Who?"
"Fat bastard! He always shows up. Totally kills the mood."
"Yeah, I feel you."

by Cozy dog April 22, 2021