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Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!
by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021
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sam barnes

Sam, a man with a huge wong and pulls all the women with ease.
Wow, id love to be like sam barnes
by magnet of the punani February 3, 2022
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Peter barnes

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Barned

Barn/Barned/Barning
Trade jargon; noun (present tense); noun(past tense); verb(active);
The presence of damage, or the act of damaging the working edge of a tool, leaving a gap.
i.e. using a knife to cut through a soft material embedded with a harder material (cardboard with staples, drywall with screws) might barn your blade.
"Stupid green horn barned my snips. Can't cut for shit anymore."
"Damnit, there's a huge barn in my blade now."
"This board is all barned out on the factory edge, let's use it for strips."
"The apprentice is over there barning out your snips on some hanger wire."
by Gyprock Gypsy October 8, 2021
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hays in the barn

When the new quarterback you recruited finally let’s you hit it raw behind the IAC.
After another spectacular game tonight from my favorite quarterback the hays in the barn.
by Marcus Student Section September 9, 2021
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barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.
Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare
by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021
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barn burner

A swim practice that obliterates your body, mind, and soul. It leaves you lifeless.
We had an absolute barn burner today. I went home and took a 12 hour nap!
by largeMan234 February 22, 2022
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