bald

someone that looks like Theo Karapenis

im an innovator babeeeeeeeee- Theo Karapenis- the bald

by bonermantheo December 6, 2019

Bald

Unintelligent, disrespectful beastful and lack of hair, closed mind fucks.

“STOP YOUR SHIT YOUR BEING BALD JERRY”

by Lixzzxy February 13, 2019

Bald

Rosie, unvoiced, moon, renae

Unvoiced is bald.

by Highnotes February 9, 2023

Bald

Slang for dumb, stupid or idiot, mostly to be used around friends or friend groups.

Example: Dude, Carson you're so bald right now!

by Arbi323 December 17, 2019

Bald Nugget

“Unprepared/without a safety net”

You can’t go talk to that girl bald nugget. You need to have a plan.

by WILDaboutGURLS May 31, 2022

Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

Are you bald?

Another way to call someone dumb or stupid.

You lit a joint up while your parents were home? are you bald?

by olans June 4, 2017