splatter boxing

when a man and a woman are having intercourse and the woman punches the man's genitals until he cums.

Kyle: Why are you always having sex with your girl?
Sean: Because she is great at splatter boxing

by royaltibuelotgo'sbuttcheacs March 30, 2022

box of sunshine

something that makes you happy. or a box of it. like bunnies, or cocain, or cheetos!

Well this bag of matches and condoms i found certainly is my box of sunshine!

by qwirk July 31, 2007

trick box

A difficult situation. Specifically, circumstances that require a great deal of finesse to come out of unscathed. Physically, this term references the inherent difficulty of solving Oriental puzzle boxes, but this instance the phrase is used in reference to uncomfortable social situations.

My brother's been crashing at my house for the last four months. He's really been wrecking the place, no matter how many times I talk to him about it. If it was anybody else, I wouldn't hesitate on telling him to get out, but he's family and I don't want to be a dick. I'm really stuck in a trick box.

by adorei January 26, 2011

Box crums

The left over debris on your shirt or jacket after making or working with boxes, usually at work. They tend to be quite difficult to get off.

Person A: "Hey man, do you like my new shirt??"
Person B: Yeah, it's sweet... mine just has box crums on it..."

by Americanhockey1 January 26, 2010

box party

Slang for funeral

I need the day off so I can go to my grandma s box party..

by lcthatch November 7, 2014

stank boxing

When you hot box close quarters with farts

I'm going to kick you out of the car for stank boxing it.

by Roxannne December 18, 2013

Box Prank

When you hide in a box and unsuspecting penis havers wander near or inquire into innards of said box and box pranker then proceeds with box prank by yanking the prankee’s cock. Then you say ding if under 6” and dong if over 6

After much preparation and box sizing I finally enacted my first box prank.

by GabrielBoxPranker September 9, 2022