Bleeding Heart Liberal

A person whose political view lies generally along the lines of the founding fathers, in that they believe that what unites Americans is a love of freedom, and they tend to vote that way. They prefer to allow others to believe as they like, since this is what the country is founded on, and generally resist any effort to remove rights simply because of who someone is, such as gay, or black, or poor. They believe in the ideal of ‘treating your neighbor as you would like to be treated’, believe that we all have a certain responsibility to support each other, rather than corporations, and believe that the safety and dreams of people come before the earnings of CEO’s. They believe that everyone’s point of view has something to contribute to our political discourse.

Who does that person think they are, supporting gay marriage? Do they think that people actually have rights? They must be a Bleeding Heart Liberal.

by Jefferson101 May 6, 2011

bleeding surgeon

Half a glass of Mountain Dew (or Squirt), half a glass of cranberry juice, an orange wedge, and two shots of sweet, sweet Bacardi 151. Serve cold with pastel straws. The best way to consume Bacardi 151.

Person 1: I'm kind of shy and awkward around other people.
Person 2: Me too; let's have some bleeding surgeons and then go into your closet and have girlsex.

by lizzi May 19, 2005

Bleeding retard

Someone with such a massive amount of stupidity that they start to resemble a retarded kid who has fallen down and scraped their knee, screaming out in a retarded rage while they bleed all over everything, doing nothing but yelling and being a fucking retard.

Britt: "People at concerts only take pictures to show off to look better than everyone."
Me: "Actually, no."
Britt: "YES THEY DO SHUT UP YOU DONT KNOW SHIT. YOU ARE SO IGNORANT. GOD."
Me: ..."Bleeding Retard."

by rainbowunicornhatesyou July 4, 2012

Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010

Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

Big Bleeding Womb

When a grown man cries like a little bitch.

That giant man is acting like a Big Bleeding Womb.

by mountainkiller December 19, 2011

Anus Bleeds

Anus Bleeds occur when you shit so hard, that your butt hole begins to bleed. It can also occur from huge stunning record breaking shits. Diarrhea that just burns and rips you up from squirting out way to fast. Or from wiping to hard or to much, to be clean.

That Taco Bell gave me horrible anus bleeds for three night.

by KingFett September 25, 2014