A skinny black boy who doesn't care about your feelings. He is a pervert and will look up your skirt or down your shirt. Be careful around Andre. He might jump out from a bush and kidnap you. Especially if your name is Reyna. He is sexist and when you get to know him, you'll realize that common sense isn't common to everybody. He wears cologne to impress girls and thinks he can bag them but really he's just a wannabe Micheal B. Jordan. He spends his free time singing anime theme song karaoke and annoying people. If you meet an Andre, cut him off. Don't make the mistake of keeping him around like I did.
Bro who's that guy hiding in the bushes over there?
That's Andre. Don't make eye contact with him. Just keep walking.
That's Andre. Don't make eye contact with him. Just keep walking.
by bitchesbeb000ners March 15, 2020
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• funny
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• funny
• pretentious
• has good taste in music, films and literature
• has a fat ass and monster cock
• submissive and breedable
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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by emo.bum.idiot April 16, 2019
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Person 1:"hay, john just asked me to play video games with him and when i said yes he said he had a headache and that his ears hurt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
by Merlin Xavier June 20, 2021
Get the Andre mug.Spanish version of the name Andrew which comes from the name of one of Jesus’ twelve disciples. It means warrior, and manly/masculine. People with this name are insanely smart, extremely loving and thoughtful and are great as partners.
Person 1: Omg who’s that guy over there he’s fine as hell
Person 2: I know right his name is Andres
Person 1: I think I’m going to ask for his number
Person 2: I wouldn’t do that if I were you he has a girlfriend and they are in a very intense and loving relationship
Person 1: Ugh of course he does, his name is Andres!
Person 2: I know right his name is Andres
Person 1: I think I’m going to ask for his number
Person 2: I wouldn’t do that if I were you he has a girlfriend and they are in a very intense and loving relationship
Person 1: Ugh of course he does, his name is Andres!
by CuteGIRL3000 March 30, 2021
Get the Andres mug.(White Andre) Big nose mothafuka, drip with no looks. Usually drives a badass trail blazer. Devotes his life and employee to to McDonald’s. Would rather make friends than enemies. Could fuck but holds out for right girl.
Your a fucking bitch Andre
by Andre2105 August 5, 2021
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