Cock Ages

Having not seen something/someone for such a length of time that it can only me measured in ages of cock.

Guy 1: "Hey Bro, you remember California Games for NES? I have it. "

Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I haven't played that game in cock ages.

by the realness February 25, 2013

cell phone amnesia

When you are in a call and get a call waiting signal. You answer the call waiting signal and totally forget your original caller. After you end call, the cell phone rings back from original caller.

Girlfriend 1 calls.
while talking. girlfriend 2 calls in.
You answer and leave GF 1 on hold.
You end call from GF 2.
Cell phone rings back from GF 1 who is now pissed cause you got cell phone amnesiaon her!

by Truckpipe770 January 4, 2009

the dark ages

Use this term to refer to a relationship that you would rather not acknowledge.

"Didn't you date jacob Ross?"
"cmon Kaitlyn we don't talk about the dark ages..."

by thedarkages May 20, 2017

Agnostic Front

a shitty 80's band that is recognized as one of the creators of hardcore even though their music sucks

I saw Agnostic Front once and they sucked a lot.

by mike January 5, 2005

agnostic

someone who believes in higher power. someone who believes that they can not prove or disprove the exsistince of god.

I am agnostic, I don't know what I belive in, but there is something out there.

by dgflfd January 10, 2006

Agnelio

Chupa pollas

Comemela ke viene agnelio

by asdf November 20, 2003

Agnostic

Somebody who is too much of a coward to lean towards the idea that god doesn't exist, and instead just rides the fence. Agnostic is not in the middle of atheism and theism. Theism has to do with belief and gnosticism has to do with knowledge so being an "agnostic" is just a way of saying "I'm too much of a pussy and don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings so here I go.

Did you know that all "agnostics" are technically atheist by definition? An atheist, by definition, is somebody who lacks a belief in god. An agnostic says that gods existence cannot be known, which would still make them an atheist because they hold no belief in god.

by Your hot friend August 31, 2019