by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021

the most perfect guy you will ever meet. he has such a kind soul and has a big heart. he’s so amazing. i love him so much. there are no words that can explain how much i love him. i love your smile alan. your personality is just what tops everything off. over 7 billion people and you’re the only one i want. you’re the best. i love you more than life itself😕
by -you know😕 March 16, 2022

Is kid with a sister that has probably gotten demolished by his Brother in law many times and has to jerk everyday cause he is a very big virgin.
by Muffin got cake July 17, 2020

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by averageswizzy October 3, 2022

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.
by A-Money_definitions June 2, 2023
