Blue Water Baptism

The act of having an abortion in a porta potty.

Have you seen Rachel?

She's out back giving a blue water baptism to her youngest

by Autisticular Cancer January 22, 2025

Blue collar hug

When you use the toilet at work and the seat is still warm from the last person that used it.

Someone just have me a blue collar hug

by Billiam Cosby January 23, 2025

blue rocket

like a red rocket but the dog also gets blue balls

Guy 1: what was that moaning i heard in your room earlier
Guy 2: i let my dog fuck me
Guy 1: did the dog get a red rocket from that?
Guy 2: it got a blue rocket
Guy 1: bro why tf would you do that to your dog

by starry da great January 24, 2025

I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

BLUE Patricide 5.0

Killing the old man for his prized zap-electric-BLUE 5.0 liter Ford Mustang so a I could tool around Lansingville/Drydenberg!

The devil BLUE my old man's brains out so I could have his BLUE 5.0 liter Mustang, by definition BLUE Patricide 5.0!

by Matthew John Zappala January 29, 2025

Blue-42

Someone that's secretly closet gay!!

Dam he went blue-42 on his ass...

by Jim dong johnson January 30, 2025

Blue Prawn

A conventionally unattractive and eccentric person who still manages to pull a 10/10

“I can’t believe my blue prawn of a brother got a girlfriend before you”

by mmmm_bigmac January 30, 2025